We all have friends. It takes just a few special friends, your BFF to make you laugh at literally every moment. You try to prank them, they prank you back, you make fun of them but still you have an insane gang of best friends. These funny moments of this friendly relation are certainly noticed by Oscar Wilde, Ralph Waldo, Jerry Seinfeld and other popular personalities who then quoted it in their own words. As we have already covered friendship quotes earlier, in this article, we have compiled funny friendship quotes for you and your friends. Check them out!
Here’s a list of top 10 funny friendship quotes
Why would anybody want a friend? – By Jerry Seinfeld
There is nothing in the world I wouldn’t do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn’t do for me … We spend our lives doing nothing for each other. – By Bing Crosby
A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.
Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend! – By Bronwyn Polson
I just killed my best friend… and my worst enemy. What’s the difference? – By Christian Slater
I’ve noticed your hostility towards him… I ought to have guessed you were friends. – By Malcom Bradbury
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.
Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces. – By Anne Lindbergh
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. Friendship day funny quotes. -By Ralph Waldo Emerson
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. -By Groucho Marx
I personally use these quotations everyday. At least in my closest friend circle. Let me tell you where you can use these funny friendship quotes. These can come handy in tackling a few situations like, when you have to do some extra work or have to make some extra efforts just because of your friends. I mean we all are lazy. Just imagine your friends gives you a task, you probably can’t say no. Feelings and all. Now what? There we go! Just recite these above sayings for e.g. A friend in need is a friend to be avoided..A friend in need is a friend to be avoided and so on. It will probably not help you in finishing the task but it will certainly give you a motivation to keep going by making the situation a bit happier, a bit funnier and light.
More funny quotes for BFFs
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. -By Ralph Waldo Emerson
It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That’s what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend. – By Jerry Seinfeld
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. – By Groucho Marx
Friends are “annuals” that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. – By Erma Bombeck
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. – By Jim Hayes
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. – By George Carlin
Family is a “perennial” that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There’s a place in the garden for both of them.
A true friend stabs you in the front. – By Oscar Wilde
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – By Erma Bombeck
These humorous quotes makes life a lot easier. No matter what your situation is, you can literally laugh at yourself. Because you have already read these chuckle-some sayings at some point of time and you just recall these words at those weird moments.
You might laugh at others hearing their awkward friendship stories but when the same karma happens to you, and your best friend leave you in embarrassing state of affairs, it makes you wonder ‘Not me God!’. And that’s the beauty of close friendship.
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